How BMW should be naming their M cars

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 09/22/2016 at 11:44 • Filed to: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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The 1M should be the “M”, the M2 should be called the “MM”, the M3 “MMM”, the M4 obviously would be the “MMMM”, and the M5 should be “MMMMM”

The M6? Just cover the fucking thing in M’s. Don’t even bother painting it, just cover it in M badges/stickers.

Also, dibs on the license plate “U WOT” if BMW ever makes an M8 and I can afford it.

404 - User No Longer Available > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 11:48

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The 1M should be the “M”

I see we have an impasse. What are you going to name the M1?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 11:49

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M2

“M&M”

CB > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/22/2016 at 11:49

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The M1 will never return, unless they can somehow offer it as a Gran Coupé.

dogisbadob > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 11:50

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 11:50

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Fake M badging would be out of control

“Isn’t that a 320i?”
“What are you, blind? It has FIFTEEN Ms on it!”

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB 09/22/2016 at 11:56

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it took a ride on the “ M ”TA

rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 11:57

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You can’t do that to the regular M6 because then what would you do on my M6 GC? :)

Stapleface > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 11:59

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BMW should make a large pickup. They could name it the Big Old Pickup. Or BOP for short. Then that one could be the MMMMMMMBop

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2016 at 11:59

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S 09/22/2016 at 12:04

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MMMMMM Gordon Collins

I have no idea who that might be. I just picked a name out of a hat

EL_ULY > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/22/2016 at 12:04

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clownshoe doe

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/22/2016 at 12:10

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I shouldn’t have even included the 1M since they don’t sell it any more. There should be a car called the “M” though.

Textured Soy Protein > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 12:10

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3M started as the Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company, and is headquartered in Maplewood, Minnesota.

PatBateman > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 12:19

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XMMMMMM.

gawdzillla > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 13:31

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how about one of those ... M540xi Touring M Sport CxL ?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/22/2016 at 16:10

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///MMM so good...

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > gawdzillla 09/22/2016 at 16:38

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That should be purely alphanumeric: M540xitmscxl. If you can pronounce it out loud, you might summon a demon, so be careful.

Tapas > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 09/26/2016 at 10:37

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Em-Five-For-tix-it-musccul

Rolls right off the tongue lol